I feel that God has given me a burden for chimps. .
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Even chimpanzees are smarter than most Christians.
they are too smart for that……………….
chimps don’t have intelligence to understand the bible and language
they don’t have souls.
are you in love with a female chimp or something
no chimps do not have a soul like humans do
Amen brother!!! we need all the preachers for God!!
you are so hot too
I’d love to see the results of an experiment to see if it can be done.
I think they wouldn’t take too kindly to it, actually.
well they are pretty smart.
NO! Step away from the chimps.They don’t need your gospels.
Share the gospel, no.
Bananas, yes.
Be careful of those guys. They will claw your face off.
Good heavens no! Right now, they think they descended from humans. How do you think they would handle knowing they were made in God’s image?
They prefer Santa Claus
teh chimpanzees loves teh Buddha. u try to sell teh pokeman cards to teh chimpanzees, but they have no moneyz, u give them free stuf.. dis bad, like socializm: obama want socialism u want too?
Buddha Bless,
Your brother in Buddha
Buddha FAAAT!
Haven’t missionaries destroyed enough human cultures?
NAW…I’d rather use them for my sex slaves….
No – everyone knows that chimps are Buddhists!
tho they can be taught much..they are still animals..they dont have the same reasoning abilities we do….
i don’t think chimpanzees would give a damn about the “GOSPEL”
Have you never seen the “Planet of the Apes” movies? How could we do that to them, and to ourselves? (“I am the Banana that came down from heaven,,,”)
god (non existant) no they see logic the will rip the bible up
Yeah. See if you can get them to reject the Theory of Evolution.
Even chimpanzees are smarter than most Christians.
they are too smart for that……………….
chimps don’t have intelligence to understand the bible and language
they don’t have souls.
are you in love with a female chimp or something
no chimps do not have a soul like humans do
Amen brother!!! we need all the preachers for God!!
you are so hot too
I’d love to see the results of an experiment to see if it can be done.
I think they wouldn’t take too kindly to it, actually.
well they are pretty smart.
NO! Step away from the chimps.They don’t need your gospels.
Share the gospel, no.
Bananas, yes.
Be careful of those guys. They will claw your face off.
Good heavens no! Right now, they think they descended from humans. How do you think they would handle knowing they were made in God’s image?
They prefer Santa Claus
teh chimpanzees loves teh Buddha. u try to sell teh pokeman cards to teh chimpanzees, but they have no moneyz, u give them free stuf.. dis bad, like socializm: obama want socialism u want too?
Buddha Bless,
Your brother in Buddha
Buddha FAAAT!
Haven’t missionaries destroyed enough human cultures?
NAW…I’d rather use them for my sex slaves….
No – everyone knows that chimps are Buddhists!
tho they can be taught much..they are still animals..they dont have the same reasoning abilities we do….
i don’t think chimpanzees would give a damn about the “GOSPEL”
Have you never seen the “Planet of the Apes” movies? How could we do that to them, and to ourselves? (“I am the Banana that came down from heaven,,,”)
god (non existant) no they see logic the will rip the bible up
Yeah. See if you can get them to reject the Theory of Evolution.