Jonathan Coulton – Re: Your Brains – ASL Song


“Re: Your Brains” by Jonathan Coulton performed in ZSL (Zombie Sign Language). This was definitely my most work-intensive video yet. I made the zombie costume from scratch specifically for this occasion, down to the fake blood and everything. Click “more info” for lyrics. Heya Tom, its Bob from the office down the hall HI I BOB, OFFICE HALL [location-mid] FROM-[there] Good to see you buddy, howve you been? GOOD SEE-[you] FRIEND, HOW ARE YOU? Thing have been OK for me except that Im a zombie now I GET-THROUGH OK, BUT I BECOME [ZOMBIE] I really wish youd let us in PAST I WISH YOU INVITE-[us] I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand I THINK WE AGREE WE UNDERSTAND Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand WHY YOU NOT WANT OBEY US But heres an FYI: youre all gonna die screaming BUT I SEND {FYI} FUTURE YOU-[all] DIE, SCREAM All we want to do is eat your brains WE WANT DO-WHAT? YOUR BRAIN EAT Were not unreasonable, I mean, WE NOT CRAZY, No ones gonna eat your eyes NOT EYES EAT All we want to do is eat your brains WE WANT DO-WHAT? YOUR BRAIN EAT Were at an impasse here, TWO-OF-US NOT GET-ALONG, Maybe we should compromise: MAYBE TWO-OF-US NEGOTIATE If you open up the doors IF YOU OPEN Well all come inside and eat your brains WE ENTER, YOUR BRAIN EAT I dont want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? I KNOW I PICK-ON-[you] BUT YOUR PLAN WHAT? To spend your whole life locked inside a mall? LIVE ALONE INSIDE MALL? Maybe thats OK for now but someday ….

What is a good age to start baby sign language?

I have an a 6 month old baby. I want to start teaching him baby sign language. I was just wondering if any of you out there have taught your baby how to sign and how it went. Is it an easy process for them to learn? Please give me all the details you have available like how long it took , how often you practice it, etc….. Thanks . Any additional info is greatly appreciated.
Just for the record, because I don’t know if it makes a difference or not, my baby is a hearing baby, I just thought I’d point that out.
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What is the fastest and cheapest way to learn sign language?

I just saw the ear doctor yesterday. I am going deaf. My hearing is weakest at 8KHz, and 4KHz. My left ear is much weaker than the right.

During Desert Storm 1, I was a radar technician. The transmitter emits a loud whine when it is in operation. Usually it was to my left. The main frequencies of the whine include 8KHz, and 4KHhz.

People have been telling me that I sound stressed on the phone. I have difficulty communicating on the phone,an doften get messages messed up. When I get voicemail, I have to listen to them twice. But in person I do fine. I had not realized that I am always looking them in the face.
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